IT'S OFFICIAL!!!!!
Alf "Porky" Bingham is on a strict diet and health - kick!
Here he is pictured having "one for the road" - TWO double scotch's, a cup of coffee (de-caff, of course!), a packet of Texan plain and only ONE Lemon-meringue pie!!!
....and Nola Corrigall helps herself to a "weigh-less Koeksister"!!!!
.....while Leonie Mills has a "glass or two" of wine!!!!
(Note: Leonie's face is blurred due to the wine!!)
After their exit from the Toyota Inter-Club tournament, the Twini Ladies were in high spirits!!
WILLIE VOSLOO IN FULL CRY!! CONTRASTING REAR-END VIEW!
Alan Warren & Colin Coetzee look on as James Milne (L) and Doug Sutherland (R) show off the discrepancy in the sizes of their respective behinds!! PRESIDENT-ELECT AND HIS RUNNING-MATE FOR 2010!
THE FAMOUS FOUR!!!!
Leonie Mills, Pat Kirk, Nola Corrigall and Lynn Clifton up to no good!!! Lynn's surprise 60th birthday party at the club! For reasons best known to himself, Doug Sutherland wore a kilt to the club recently!
Terry Morgan shows off his feminine side at the "Spring" Big Chicks tournament!
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?
Mine's FINISHED ............................. It was HIM!
And the WINNER is.............
Alf "Porky" Bingham!
WHO HAD ALL THE BEERS?
Pissed-till Pete!
Peter Callaghan at last round!
Big Mike proposing to Marilyn (or is it the other way around?)
Poor John Mitchley couldn't find a date!!!!!!
Twini's youngest member - Travis Glen Scorgie 
Proud Dad...................................................and Uncle
Alf PROMISED to be home by Eight!
Regular and welcome visitors to Twini from the UK are George & Carole Glaves
After the Sharks dismal performance in the Currie Cup Semi Final against the Cheetahs, members decided to drown their sorrows with a braai and the smooth sounds of DJ PORKY!
Leonie Mills put on a pole-dance for Ian on their 28th Wedding Anniversary!
...................but Millzy was more interested in his BEER!!!
Party also served as a farewell for George & Carole, who left for the UK the next day. Carole seemed to enjoy herself!! 

Nola Corrigall in full cry!
Big Mike making sure Cally doesn't fall again!
...While Cappy made Fred Astaire look like a statue!
Imagine if the Sharks had WON?
BOY, can the TWINI Gals PARTY?!!!
Cappie where he belongs?!!
The Three MUST-GET-BEERS!Dull-Arse, Pommie George and Big Mike
...And the party continued until the early hours of the morning!Scorgie, Gayle & Brodie, with George-of-the-Jungle lurking behind!